"I was finally getting around to updating Microsoft Office on the upstairs computer, and somehow I downloaded the Spanish version. It kept asking me—I think—if I wanted to continue. And ‘no’ is always on the right side, so I clicked that. I chose English the second time but it stilled showed up in Spanish. I dunno what happened. So, I just sent them an email asking them what I should do.
I guess it doesn’t help that I had a coupla drinks during the whole thing…”